I will be 50 next year, but I have taken very good care of my bum and I assure you it will look good with Nova Scotia written across it as above. A veritable ambassitor for good living in Canada's poor cousin of a province. Don't tell the rest of them we are replete with rum and lobster here, they will just want some too.
Actually, it is ironic that my bum got whipped into shape living in tropical Australia, because Nova Scotians all know that tropical living leads to decadance and decline, as one must suffer the cold to maintain good character. With this in mind I am now considering moving my visit to the old country ahead to late September/October, so I can see the fall colours and suffer a bit of cold. As I sit here in a lather of sweat from the effort of writing this blog entry, a bit of cold sounds pretty good. Did I mention that the air conditioner in on the fritz?
So I hope the Nova Scotian government not only finds this blog, but that they forgive me for taking the excellent Nova Scotian education I received in Nova Scotia (subsidized by them) and using it where people really appreciate it and pay accordingly.
See you in Nova Scotia in 2009. And I hope the Nova Scotian government come through with the cycling kit so I am not forced to buy the poor substitute that looks like this, but is from 'Old Scotia':